Thu Jul 24 19:23 2008 - Logging Started (TGTN-chat)

[19:24] <Gate> ...And with my ingenious method, we have turned TGTN into yet another lovely dovely chatblog for people to enjoy us....

[19:24] <Boss 1.2> ...for a day.

[19:24] <Gate> Don't hinder my greatness. :-(

[19:24] <Boss 1.2> You created me from the DNA's of two women. It's my job.

[19:25] <Zero> Now don't let me use the Death Note on you two.

[19:25] <Gate> She started it.

[19:25] <Boss 1.2> ...

[19:26] <Zero> Anyways, we all know today is a special day. The appericiation of a well know icon.

[19:26] <Gate> You mean the latino hack?

[19:26] <Zero> No.

[19:27] <Boss 1.2> The "support that almost useless male role model of Sailor Moon, Tuxedo Kaman"? I mean, I'm sure every single otaku fan sanshi out there has to staple their boyfriend to peform encouraging speeches and whips a certain type of flower at villians.

[19:27] <@Dynamo>It would have been cheaper if he threw daisies...then we can call him the hippie hipster with a shagadelic lifestyles

[19:27] <Zero> We do not need another Austin Powers.

[19:27] <@Dynamo> Or do we?

[19:28] <Eddie> I will pay to see that.

[19:28] <Zero> ENOUGH! Today is a celebration of our founder of "There Goes the Neighborhood". Why without her, we wouldn't exist today.

[19:28] <Gate> Of course we will, cept Zero will be sleeping till 2200 A.D.

[19:28] <Eddie> I heard a chick wakes him up.

[19:29] <Axl> WHY DOES EVERYONE GET LUCKY CEPT ME? I'M SICK AND TIRED BEING THE NEWB AROUND HERE!!!

[19:29] <Gate> Cause you are the "newb", girlie.

[19:29] <@Dynamo> lol.

[19:29] <Axl> IT'S NOT MY FAULT I'M STUCK AS A PRE-PUBESENT REPLOID!

[19:30] <Zero> Anyways, let's give our thanks to Ying, for making us live like this.

[19:30] <Gate> You mean it's her fault that I'm stuck with middle class reploids like yourselves? Sweet!

[19:30] <Boss 1.2> You created me from her!

[19:30] <Gate> And look at yourself, you taken the body of the "Legendary Traditor" and now have a romantic instict for mediums.

[19:30] <Boss 1.2> I love that show!

[19:31] <Gate> Oh, what a day it will be if I actually brought the Boss back to life.

[19:31] <Boss 1.2> You did, she left her core unit to met up with that medium, and I took over her. I couldn't let my little sister to go offline like that!

[19:31] <Gate> And now, I'm stuck with you.

[19:31] <Boss 1.2> You're mean.

[19:31] <@Dynamo> At least she didn't go the Kojima-Shyamalan route in MGS4. What a twist that game has been for players.

[19:32] <Zero> Why not share our gifts and praise for Ying? Please?

[19:32] <Gate> Oh all right. My gift to Ying, a human lady who has brought me so many misfortunes and beaten my reploids, is the DVD cartoon series Darkstalkers. Cause I want Ying to feel the everyday annoyances for foiling my plans as compared to a youngster who foils the plan of an intergalitic being, vampire overload, and a hyped out succubus...while having time to feed the kitty in the end. Oh Capcom, how low did you go to substain yourself in this crap.

[19:32] <@Dynamo> O___o

[19:32] <Zero> Okay, well my gift to Ying is the DVD Volume 1 of the Angry Nin...er Video Game Nerd, cause we all enjoy her ranting and raving at little things, like the Nerd does, cept he uses naughty words.

[19:33] <Gate> Yes, only a simple minded reploid like yourself can enjoy the humor of curse words.

[19:33] <Zero> Than...HEY!!!

[19:33] <Boss 1.2> My turn! My gift to Ying is the Metal Gear Solid 20th Anniversay Doll of Rai-chan! There was Snake-chan, but I didn't know him that much...and Rai-chan looks a lot like Dante, does he, mitai na?

[19:33] <@Dynamo> Well we know what Sparda did when Eva was killed. He couldn't keep it in his pants.

[19:33] <Boss 1.2> Speaking of Sparda...where is Dante? And Ying?

[19:34] <@Dynamo> Like father, like son.

[19:34] <Eddie> Oh come on!

[19:34] <@Dynamo> Anyways my gift for Ying-chan is an all exclusive dinner at Chennoys.

[19:34] <Boss 1.2> Didn't that place close down years ago?

[19:34] <@Dynamo> You mean I was holding onto this receipt for nothing? Numb-bunnies. :-(

[19:34] <Eddie> Anyways, my gift to Yingster is brodway version of the Phantom of the Opera soundtrack, cause I don't want to walk in on Ying when she performs the song "Think of Me" with her male-like voice at 4 am in the morning!

[19:35] <Gate> ....

[19:35] <@Dynamo> ....

[19:35] <Boss 1.2> ....

[19:35] <Zero> TMI, pal.

[19:35] <Boss 1.2> So Zero, what did you get Ying?

[19:35] <Axl> I HAVE A GIFT FOR Ying TOO, YA KNOW!

[19:36] <Gate> We don't care, newb.

[19:36] <Axl> IT'S MEGAMAN X: COMMAND MISSION, CAPCOM'S ATTEMPT AT AN RPG WITH US. I HOPE SHE LIKES IT.

[19:36] <Zero> ...if her PS2 wasn't unplugged/disconnected from the TV.

[19:36] <Axl>

[19:36] <Boss 1.2> So Zero, again...what did you get Ying?

[19:37] <Zero> Since all the cool kids are into a so called "DeathNote" and I aquire one myself, I thought it will be nice to get her something related to what the cool kids want...

[19:37] <Boss 1.2> OMG Zero...you didn't...!

[19:37] <Zero> I did, I got her the Hong Kong bootleg of ther series called "DeadPaper". I know she'll enjoy it.

[19:37] <Boss 1.2> ...I hate you.

[19:37] <Gate> I too, for other reasons.

[19:37] <Zero> So where is the birthday girl anyways?

[19:38] <Boss 1.2> Dante's giving her his gift.

[19:38] <@Dynamo> So she leaves us to ramble on her birthday? How typical.

[19:38] <Zero> I'm sure Dante is a good man.

[19:38] <@Dynamo> In good, he means that he can keep it up all night long with Ying-chan.

[19:38] <Zero> TMI!!!

[19:38] <Eddie> I say we end this with a haiku. Hit it, Boss 1.2.!

[19:39] <Boss 1.2> Happy Birthday Ying. With Presents We Given You. J.Lo has it good. :-(

Thu Jul 24 19:39 2008 - Logging Stopped (TGTN-chat)