Jadeite Responds!
Sunday, October 24th, 12:01 am
Update - Jadeite For President
Greetings my adoring public. It is I, Jadeite, back for another round of generic electioneering. Today I will respond to your various letters regarding concerns about my platform. If you've not read my platform yet I suggest you "educate" yourself by visiting my official "Vote for Jadeite" website. By suggest I mean you have to or I'll stick razors into the bars of mini-snickers I give your kids this Halloween. True I'll do it anyway but you don't want me to blame you for it, do you?
Names have been left out to protect the stupid.
So does that mean Jad doesn't like gay people?
Jadeite does not not like gay people. Jadeite despises them! But fear not, Jadeite hates all people equally!
I love this!!!! ^_^ Can I marry you? It's sheer genius!!
Jadeite accepts your proposal of marriage however would
like you to sign a nuptial agreement first stating that he will be allowed to
keep all your worldly possessions even if he divorces you within five minutes of
marriage, which he is sure to do.
Well uh..WOO! Jadeite ...for...President? There aren't a whole lot ofoptions...
Of course there aren’t any options, what kind of dictator
do you take me for?
Jed, it's Adam. I know that we're, like, mortal enemies or some such, because I'm a defender of Justice and you are semi-evil, but I will vote for you, only to be honored enough to bring you down in a staged drug bust.
Two things - one, if you were in your jade form until BSSM came out, how could you have lived through the '60s? Also, when you say you wish to test make up and beauty products on furries, do you mean anthromorphic animals or humans dressed up like skunks and s[BLEEP]t?
Well hello there Adam. Jadeite is not necessarily the mortal enemy of defenders of justice. Indeed Jadeite defends justice in his own way: with a fiery sword of doom and a slice of apple pie. (Pie is for himself.)
In answer of your questions:
- You humans are all so chronocentric. When Jadeite said
60s Jadeite meant 1060s! Those were the days: burning at the stake, drinking
the blood of your foe. Even now Jadeite gets a little teary eyed when he
remembers it.
- Both. They’re all expendable Dark Kingdom youma
anyway.
Have you a problem with Genvid ?
Thanks Yann
Jadeite don’t know what you’re talking about Mr. Yann but Jadeite does enjoy your cooking show.
Thanks Jadeite.
Do you have stairs in your house?
Yes but they exist solely to protect me from the terrible
secret of space. (Used panty vending machines in Shinjuku.)
Hey, man, I want a balanced ticket---who’s your VP???
The little boy from that first Star Wars prequel. I'm going
for the NAMBLA vote.
I also love the proto-type for the Rei-bots, are those going to be available commercially?
Yes. Our plan is as follows:
Step 1: Make Rei.bots
Step 2: ????
Step 3: Profit
Commercial break
Jadeite wasn't even killed in battle honorably, he was frozen like a wanker. Can you really trust a former human popsicle to be your president?
Paid for by the committee to Elect Nephrite and not Jadeite President because Jadeite sucks.
…THAT SON OF A BITCH IS GOING DOWN JUST LIKE I'M TAKING
DOWN DAN RATHER.
I, for one, welcome our despotic coke addicted overlord.
Jadeite will use this occasion to remind people that
Nephrite snorts chocolate parfaits and we all know what that does to you.
You will get my vote. Here is a question, what will you do with those Korean and Japanese MMORPG's ie: Ragnarok Online, Maple Story...ect.
Jadeite plans to connect people’s
brains to their characters so that when they die in the game they die in real
life. It’s the modern day version of bread and circuses!
I would like to know why you guys constantly pick on Chiskai Hama? Hasn't that Joke just about played out already? Consider this as a NO vote for Jedite. I found a gif that pretty much sums up Chisaki's feelings about being teased by you guys all the time. I hope you enjoy it.
Hahahaha, that's okay, Jadeite is planning to liquidate whiny nerds before Election Day. During and afterward too; just gotta keep at them nerds like scum on the bathroom wall. "Feel the scrubbing bubble action of evil!" will be Jadeite’s new campaign slogan.
Incidentally, all will be punished via the KITAGAWA BUTTWIGGLE OF JUSTICE.
The elections are coming up soon. Who will you vote for? Bush? Kerry? Nader? That guy next door who contantly hollers drunken slurs? Or will you take the ultimate step in evil politics and VOTE for YOURSELF? Of course, what's the point in voting anyway? There are so many millions... wait, thousands... no, hundreds... crap, dozens of voters out there, yours won't make a difference. So just show everyone how confident you are in winning that you won't vote at all and still win!
Of course Jadeite is voting for himself. Jadeite and his
million-strong army of clones that is.
but see he's gonna need a cabnit or idk a vice prez or sumthing. that outta be interesting to see how (or if) he selects anyone
Jadeite approves of your spelling! As for your question, to show that Jadeite can work with the opposition, Jadeite’s cabinet will include a senshi. Or this freak:
Except I really wonder why, exactly, Jadeite wears a skirt
Housing in Tokyo is hard to find so Jadeite lives in a
female dorm. He is not ashamed and if you force him to mention it again he'll
make you eat a baby.
how do I get to the messageboard?!
THROUGH THE INTERNET.
i'm australian you ass!!!!
Jadeite offers his sincerest condolences on your unfortunate circumstances and hopes one day you too might be able to move to a real country.
